I'd Rather Be Anything But Ordinary

I hail from Bmore and proud while living in Wonderland. Eighteen years young outside, but about four on the inside. My name is Melissa and this is my life, condensed for your viewing pleasure.

I’m also so freaking nice when I let you you my teapot and then you go to bed before me because you have a 7am.

I’m also so freaking nice when I let you you my teapot and then you go to bed before me because you have a 7am.

back in my college cave and I now get to wake up to this every morning since I hung it in my little window alcove as to not offend my nonexistent roommate with it the few times she becomes existant.

back in my college cave and I now get to wake up to this every morning since I hung it in my little window alcove as to not offend my nonexistent roommate with it the few times she becomes existant.

another 6’ 10” ribbed scarf with 1’ tassels.

another 6’ 10” ribbed scarf with 1’ tassels.

I can cook basically anything that isn’t meat and make it decent, except one of the simplest things.

This will be the centerpiece of my eating table, as soon as I live in a place with a table to eat at…

This will be the centerpiece of my eating table, as soon as I live in a place with a table to eat at…

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one of the most flattering, yet completely incorrect things ever said about me.

one of the most flattering, yet completely incorrect things ever said about me.

Or point out your misuse of the word ignorant which you are well aware of is one of my very few pet peeves.  Except when there are multiple misuses, but then I non-aggressively correct you. 

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It’s like they were made for me.

It’s like they were made for me.

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I might have seen this in toys r us today and not have been able to resist it.

I might have seen this in toys r us today and not have been able to resist it.

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In love.

In love.

I might have possibly slept in a dome last night.  also, megan looks ridiculous wearing two scarves around her face to keep her nose warm and somehow slept like that without suffocating.

I have a verbal agreement that says the megan will get this tattooed with me now, and i’m stoked.

I have a verbal agreement that says the megan will get this tattooed with me now, and i’m stoked.

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