I'd Rather Be Anything But Ordinary

I hail from Bmore and proud while living in Wonderland. Eighteen years young outside, but about four on the inside. My name is Melissa and this is my life, condensed for your viewing pleasure.

Or point out your misuse of the word ignorant which you are well aware of is one of my very few pet peeves.  Except when there are multiple misuses, but then I non-aggressively correct you. 

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